MIKE TOPP
IM ALWAYS KIDDING ABT MY WIFE SAYS THE BARTNDR. EVRYTIME I INTRODUCE HER TO ANYBODY THEY SAY 'AREYOU KIDDING?"
MY FATHER WAS NEVER HOME HE WUZ ALWAYS DRINKNG BOOZ. HE SAW A SIGN SAYING DRINK CANADA DRY SO HE WENT UP THER.
A PINK ELEFANT, A GREEN KANGAROO AND TWO YELLOW SNAKS STROLED UPTO THE BAR. YOUR HERE A LITTLE ERLY SAID THE BARTNDR. HE AINT HERE YET.
DUCK SAUCE
